Thursday, February 2, 2012

groundhog pux planet

Pure Evil
Lately I've been seeing a lot of the same joke/comment/post/wit about Phil and his shadow. "If six more weeks of winter means six more weeks of great weather, then bring it on..." and so forth. Granted, it's felt like the United States of San Diego lately, but all is not as it seems. I have a growing suspicion that Puxatony Phil has been behind global warming for years in an effort to win over people's opinions toward him each February. How can you hate a rodent that delivers you six weeks of 70 and sunny? You can't and he knows it. I'm sure he owns stock in hair spray and Hummer. Genius. (this is not confirmed, just speculation)

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